For many who’re turning twenty one (21!!) proper now… Might 7, 2011, I’d choose to humbly provide you with some advice, as your elder of 9 whopping years.
I do know you’re not asking for advice. I do know I’m not an educated at life… I merely have quite a few gems I would love you to take with you.
One: Raw honey and baking soda make a really fairly face scrub. True. Try it!
Two: Eat one factor inexperienced regularly.
Three: Chill out on the Fb. Critically. It’s not precise life.
4: Uncover methods to stitch one factor. One thing. A minimal of uncover methods to stitch your buttons once more in your shirts.
5: In case your button up shirt is bulging on the boobs… placed on one different shirt. OR, merely unbutton that button. We’re talking uncovered bra. You’ll should placed on a necklace or two in case you’re going to go this route. You’re moreover going to want to stroll tall and private it…. and keep away from public transportation.
Six: Make lists on Put up-It notes and knock em out, cross em off, get points accomplished.
Seven: Look people throughout the eye and listen to after they converse. It’s a nice contact. It’s the opposite of Fb.
Eight: Is your resting face… the expression that you have in case you’re merely hanging out watching Precise Housewives of Orange County… is that face bitchy? Change that. Try to not look bitchy in case you’re merely hanging out.
9: Don’t drink an extreme quantity of rum… ever.
Ten: Don’t be a sort of women that carries a sort of prolonged, giant cocktail cups throughout the streets of Las Vegas. It truly gives the unsuitable impression. You’ll moreover ought to pee a lot.
Eleven: If a person is a jerk, he’s ineffective to you. You don’t need that bologna. Eat an ice cream cone and switch the heck on.
Twelve: Don’t do foolish points that relate to booze, boys, nudity, and penalties. Protect it collectively. Drink further water than booze. Sloppy isn’t cute.
13: What’s essential? Make a list. Honor it.
Fourteen: Pull your hair once more and placed on pretty earrings. Private it.
Fifteen: Make points for people.
Sixteen: Don’t be afraid of being overdressed. Garments are pretty and heels are superior. Nevertheless! If the heels make you stroll like a robotic… associate with flats. Know thyself.
Seventeen: Bins of chilly cereal and a carton of milk make a wierd and kinda humorous hostess current. Coco Puffs and a pair of %. Try it.
Eighteen: Buy your people random objects… it’s solely a superb issue to do.
Nineteen: Don’t be afraid of making an attempt dumb, asking a foolish question, falling in your face, getting rejected, ripping off your shirt on a crowded avenue, or being in some other case embarrassed. We’ll be ineffective rapidly.
Twenty: Put it on the Lord. Good. Unhealthy. Pretty. Messy. Put all of it on the Lord. Now… I do know I don’t know you need that nonetheless… I’m merely sayin’.
TwentyOne: Work exhausting on the issue that you just simply love. Like… truly exhausting. Don’t let anyone inform you that it’s dumb. Within the occasion that they do inform you it’s dumb… work harder and present them unsuitable. Nevertheless don’t rub it of their face- merely be gracious, and placed on expensive lipstick, and smile, and keep working.